After rolling a 5 on a perception check (via outofcontextdnd)
being the fastest sperm
THEY FILMED CATCHING FIRE AT A F***IN WATER PARK
Everything about this screen capture is perfection.
Why is Jack Skellington like this hero of emo culture he is basically the peppiest Motherfucker to ever exist.
parents who vaccinate their children without their consent are terrible parents, no exceptions.
parents who let their children die of completely preventable diseases because they think 8 year olds are capable of making their own medical decisions are terrible parents. no exceptions
"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—"
why is “in cahoots with” not a relationship option on facebook
can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?